I have named my car... involuntarily. Unfortunately, not female.

"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty) 06/23/2014 at 20:33 • Filed to: None

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Its name is Smaug. No, not because it spews enough fumes to make the ozone layer vanish and make children cough, and not because it is choked down by smog laws. Okay, maybe a little because of those. It's because it is the massive, lazy beast being awakened by my father's miata (that seemed like Bilbo Baggins somehow(and has an automatic transmission(what's rarer, an auto miata or manual C4(check out these parentheses)))) during a jump start because of a dying alternator. Yeah, so, I soiled the American experience of an old car from Bowling Green with a dorky LOTR reference. There you go. And I never really wanted to name a car to top it all off.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/23/2014 at 20:35

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DAT RUB

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2014 at 20:39

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I know, it has damaged le bumper :(

Looks like I'm going to have to go and buy a Borla Stinger cat back...

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/23/2014 at 20:40

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Remove the muffler and cat and the name will be an understatement.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 06/23/2014 at 20:44

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Then I would have to genuinely feel bad about hurting old people's ears and animals and making children cough... Or maybe just go around thinking 'dat sound.' Yeah, I think I'll do that.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/23/2014 at 20:45

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Just remove everything that comes after the headers.

CRider > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 06/23/2014 at 20:47

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Fuck it, take those off too. If you're going to do it, you may as well go all the way.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 06/23/2014 at 20:47

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Headers? Who needs headers!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/23/2014 at 20:48

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/also has a saggy bumper with borla cat-back installed

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/23/2014 at 20:48

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YES!!!!!!!! I am going to hold you to this now.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2014 at 20:53

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I'm thinking saggy bumper+Borla is the way to go. Exhaust headers, K&N, cut filter lid, runners, intake, cam, and heads would put me over 300 NA HP probably. I'm contemplating keeping this car and not selling it for something quality now...

Forgetful > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/23/2014 at 20:53

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Obligatory

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/23/2014 at 21:31

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They get older, and everything starts to sag. Not just the bumpers.

DanZman > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 06/23/2014 at 22:17

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I named mine Ariel ;-)

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DanZman > DanZman 06/23/2014 at 22:19

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